A Proper Northern Christmas: Deck the Halls with Bawdy Bells
Right then, lads and lasses! It's Christmas time up North, and we do things a tad different down here. Forget your fancy swag. We want proper raucous cheer, with enough ale to keep even Santa tipsy. We're talkin' bouquets of mistletoe and holly, but with a dash of cheek. Swap your carols for some proper shanties. Deck the halls with tall